Keep Off The Grass T-Shirt

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Hey you crazy kids! Put down the blunt and pick up the Keep off the grass t-shirt!

One day while Tommy’s mom was vacuuming his bedroom, she found a little box hidden under his bed. Upon pulling it out she discovered a Keep Off the Grass t-shirt inside. Outraged, she told tommy he would become a morally depraved psychotic if he continued to wear such things! Tommy thought this was all quite hypocritical, since mom always wore her “I’m not stupid, I’m drunk” patch, and dad was always smoking cigarettes in his favorite “Rob Ford for Prime Minister” t-shirt!

Support Tommy’s decision to go against the grain and with the grass in ROCKWORLDEAST’s Keep off the Grass t-shirt!

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